richarcl:

if i like u and u call someone else hot i will probably fall apart

apreciation:

✕☯ checking out and following back all my new followers ☯✕

jabberwockysuperfly:

The lack of tattoos on my body is highly upsetting.

inyourbedwards:

crystalgemtrio:

inyourbedwards:

crystalgemtrio:

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steampoweredrobutts:

inyourbedwards:

inyourbedwards:

dude some crazy shit happened and now i’m in the army?

i’d just like to point out that i sent this out as a snapchat and 3 people came over to me today asking if i had actually joined the army

me.

in the army.

no.

Just lookin out for u bc you probably wouldn’t last very long xox

dude i look damn good in uniform, the enemies would be falling at my feet

guys if beth ever joins the army then i think an intervention is in order

WHY IS EVERYONE SAYING THAT

BECAUSE WE CARE ABOUT YOU AND DON’T WANT YOU TO FUCK UP

i would be damn goid in the army

cuntphrase:

unpopularqueen:

I LITERALLY STRUGGLE TO BELIEVE THAT SOME PEOPLE HAVNT TRIED TIM TAMS, VEGEMITE, FAIRY BREAD, WIZZ FIZZ, CHICOS, MINTIES AND CARAMELLO KOALAS
U R MISSING SK MUCH

are those street names for drugs

fancypancakes:

confused-companion:

whoever wrote this line needs to receive a medal

I will reblog this until my fingers bleed